According to Jagger

I started this post a couple months ago, but for some reason never got around to publishing it. Anywho, here goes:

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This has been floating around Facebook. I thought it would be cute to share. I asked Jagger all of these questions, and here is his reply.

1. What is something mom always says to you? The directions.

2. What makes mom happy? That I do good things .

3. What makes mom sad? That I get hurt.

4. How does your mom make you laugh? She says funny jokes.

5. What was your mom like as a child? I don't know.

6. How old is your mom? 65 pounds. (For the record, that is wrong.)

7. How tall is your mom? Very tall, all the grown ups are tall.

8. What is her favorite thing to do? To do work (It's not.)

9. What does your mom do when you're not around? She gets hurt.

10. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for? What? (That word is not in our vocabulary I guess.)

11. What is your mom really good at? Doing good things, and exercising. (I guess he didn't read that post about sabotaging my workout.)

12. What is your mom not very good at? Not very good at playing with magnets. (Too bad I am awesome at playing with magnets. He doesn't even know about my skills.)

13. What does your mom do for her job? I don't know.

14. What is your mom's favorite food? Cereal and I think... cheese.

15. What makes you proud of your mom? That she does good things.

16. If your mom were a cartoon character, who would she be? She is not a cartoon!!!! (This question seemed to make him very angry.)

17. What do you and your mom do together? We play.

18. How are you and your mom the same? We are not the same.

19. How are you and your mom different? We are not different.

20. How do you know your mom loves you? She says "I Love You".

21. Where is your mom's favorite place to go? To Bonkers and Hy-Vee, and Schnucks, and California. (Not so much.)