Which of the following makes me an unfit mother?
a) the nose piercing
b) the fact that when Cash requested milk at 6AM this morning, I drowsily/accidentally fixed a bottle of coffee for him instead
c) I used cash out of Jagger's piggy bank to go garage-saling.
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All of the above...but then what do I know...I can't even remember to bring food to feed my child with when I go places.
ReplyDeleteThis is hilarious, Brei. Seriously, coffee?? Hilarious.
ReplyDeleteall of the above. honestly brei. tsk tsk.
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